| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| beda189 | Humans elect leaders on the basis of the promises they make. We [vampires] try to elect ours based solely on the strength of their character. | darren-shan election human larten-crepsley mortal mortals politics power qualities strength vampaneze vampire | Darren Shan | |
| fabffbd | Lovely Arra Sails, nectar to all males, how I'd like to spear you like a whaler spears a whale! | darren-shan humor innuendo larten-crepsley mr-crepsley sexual-innuendo vampire | Darren Shan |