| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| beda189 | Humans elect leaders on the basis of the promises they make. We [vampires] try to elect ours based solely on the strength of their character. | human politics strength vampaneze larten-crepsley darren-shan mortals election qualities mortal power vampire | Darren Shan | |
| fabffbd | Lovely Arra Sails, nectar to all males, how I'd like to spear you like a whaler spears a whale! | humor larten-crepsley mr-crepsley sexual-innuendo darren-shan innuendo vampire | Darren Shan |