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| 64f3e3e | "It's Elvish," Tummeler repeated. "It says, basically, 'Declare allegiance, and be welcomed." "Well, doesn't it perhaps mean that the magic word that opens the door is 'allegiance'?" Said Jack. "In Elvish?" "That's a stupid idea," said John. "Then anyone who spoke Elvish could get in." | lord-of-the-rings-jokes tolkien-references | James A. Owen |