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"I can handle it. But it stinks, if you ask me, really stinks, that you get to go out somewhere drinking beer while I'm stuck at Baby Central. Just because you have a penis." "We'll think fondly of you over beer, me and my penis." She ate a little more, then smiled slowly. "You've still got to be in the birthing room when she pushes it out." "Shut up, Eve." "Your penis won't save you then, Pal."
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eve-dallas
penis
roarke
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J.D. Robb |
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"John [the father] kept saying, "You have a penis. That means you're a boy." One day, Shannon noticed that her son had been in the bathroom an awfully long time and pushed the door open. "He had a pair of my best, sharpest sewing scissors poised, ready to cut. Penis in the scissors. I said, 'What are you doing?' He said, 'This doesn't belong here. So I'm going to cut it off.' I said, 'You can't do that.' He said, 'Why not?' I said, 'Because if you ever want to have girl parts, they need that to make them.' I pulled that one right out of my ass. He handed me the scissors and said, 'Okay." --
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gender-identity
penis
scissors
sex
transgender
transsexual
vagina
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Andrew Solomon |
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c84ceba
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Not everyone knows what it is to have your father's rival's penis inches from your nose.
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penis
rival
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Ian McEwan |
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b288b96
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Erotic attraction often serves as the catalyst for an intimate connection between two people, but it is not a sign of love. Exciting, pleasurable sex can take place between two people who do not even know each other. Yet the vast majority of males in our society are convinced that their erotic longing indicates who they should, and can, love. Led by their penis, seduced by erotic desire, they often end up in relationships with partners with whom they share no common interests of values.
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erotica
erotica-romance
eroticism
love
love-quotes
men
penis
sex
sexual-attraction
sexuality
sexy
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bell hooks |
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Now he had chanced on one of he standard hard-on sessions of the shower, as on both sides of him and across the room three queens sported horizontal members which they turned around from time to time to conceal or display, barely exchanging looks as they resolved. The old men took no interest in this activity, knowing perhaps from long experience that it rarely meant anything or led anywhere, was a brief and helpless surrender to the forcing-house of the shower. In a few seconds the hard-on might pass from one end of the room to the other with the foolish perfection of a Busby Berkeley routine.
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hard-on
maleness
penis
reflexes
shower-room
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Alan Hollinghurst |
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d6d853c
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It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.
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dismemberment
disrespectful
genitalia
humor
janet-evanovich
nice
penis
stephanie-plum
woman
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Janet Evanovich |
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d99afbf
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"I've never seen or touched anything." "Can you explain then how you had children?" "You're right. It's true I have four kids. Four! But still I have never seen the male organ. He came into the bedroom, he turned off the light, and then Bam! Bam! Bam! and voila I was pregnant! What's more, I was granted four girls. So I have never seen penises."
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intercourse
iran
men
patriarchy
penis
sex
women
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Marjane Satrapi |
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2cb3ae7
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As if adult males were completely self-sufficient beings, as if a penis and a five o'clock shadow were all they would ever need to get by.
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five-o-clock-shadow
penis
self-sufficient-beings
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Tom Perrotta |
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6885271
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However, Harry, my clock has stopped. The embalmer is rolling up his sleeves. Even as we speak, seventy-two virgins are slipping into schoolgirl uniforms for me. You must live, and I confirm: always put your penis first.
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embalmer
penis
virgins
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Hanif Kureishi |
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2c6ffe9
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"Harry leaned forward. "You put your penis on the page."
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penis
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Hanif Kureishi |
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ab46bd9
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"NASSER: (about OMAR): Haven't you trained him up to look after you, like I have done with my girls? PAPA: He brushes the dust from one place to another. He squeezes shirts and heats soup. But that hardly stretches him. Though his food stretches me. It's only for a few months, yaar. I'll send him to college in the autumn.
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british
brothers
england
pakistani
penis
son
work
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Hanif Kureishi |