| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 2d1e230 | "I was just trying to give you the teen-male perspective." "Which is?" "If it moves, screw it." | pescoli teen-male-perspective | Lisa Jackson | |
| 6a0902e | " "Nothing says Peace on Earth like guns and string bikinis." | peace-on-earth pescoli | Lisa Jackson | |
| bf1af52 | "No doubt he'd been with Heidi until all hours of the morning. He knew where she stood about sex, condoms, his future, Heidi's ... bringing it up now would only exacerbate an already prickly situation. "Nothing good happens after midnight," she reminded him. "You're wrong, Mom, and you know it." | nothing-good-after-midnight pescoli sex | Lisa Jackson |