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We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.
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eating
food
humor
pie
stress
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David Mamet |
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"The vampire leaned forward, tapping a scimitar claw. "Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying a moon on his pitchfork?" "No, it's a pie."
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ilona-andrews
kate
lion
magic-bleeds
pie
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Ilona Andrews |
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"Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don't look awful this time. Me (Ilona): ... ~A little later~ Kid 2: *wandering into the kitchen* Kid 1: Hey, you've got to see these pies. *opening the stove*
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funny
ilona-andrews
ilona-andrews-website
kids
pie
thanksgiving
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Ilona Andrews |
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Pie makes everybody happy.
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pie
pies
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Laurie Halse Anderson |
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Alford, Massachusetts: Mandy stood there with her old Nikon film camera, snapping photo after photo of the rural landscape. It was difficult to describe the wonderful feeling of there not being a single cell phone in sight; the only modern technology around was the faint blue glow of a cathode ray tube television in the window of a nearby house, and a few cars and trucks parked in crumbling gravel driveways. She was allowed to see this place, one that would likely be ruined by the 21st century as time went on... places like these were extremely hard to find these days. A world of wood-burning cookstoves and the waxy smell of Paraffin, laundry hung out to dry, rusty steel bridges over streams that reflected the bright blue skies, apple pies left out on windowsills... a world of hard work with very little to show for it aside from the sunlight beaming down on a proud community. And Mandy wanted to trap it all in her Kodak film rolls and rescue it from the future.
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cell-phone
cook-stove
country
digital
earth
farm
film
future
glow
grim
kodachrome
kodak
laundry
love
massachusetts
missing
nikon
nostalgic
past
peace
photography
pie
small-town
television
texting
traditional
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Rebecca McNutt |
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As much as I disliked Eddie Kuntz, I could sort of identify with a man who got a stiffie over banana cream pie.
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erection
humor
identify
janet-evanovich
pie
stephanie-plum
stiffy
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Janet Evanovich |