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We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.
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humor
pie
stress
eating
food
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David Mamet |
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"The vampire leaned forward, tapping a scimitar claw. "Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying a moon on his pitchfork?" "No, it's a pie."
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pie
magic-bleeds
ilona-andrews
kate
lion
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Ilona Andrews |
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"Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don't look awful this time. Me (Ilona): ... ~A little later~ Kid 2: *wandering into the kitchen* Kid 1: Hey, you've got to see these pies. *opening the stove*
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kids
funny
ilona-andrews-website
pie
ilona-andrews
thanksgiving
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Ilona Andrews |
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Pie makes everybody happy.
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pie
pies
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Laurie Halse Anderson |
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Alford, Massachusetts: Mandy stood there with her old Nikon film camera, snapping photo after photo of the rural landscape. It was difficult to describe the wonderful feeling of there not being a single cell phone in sight; the only modern technology around was the faint blue glow of a cathode ray tube television in the window of a nearby house, and a few cars and trucks parked in crumbling gravel driveways. She was allowed to see this place, one that would likely be ruined by the 21st century as time went on... places like these were extremely hard to find these days. A world of wood-burning cookstoves and the waxy smell of Paraffin, laundry hung out to dry, rusty steel bridges over streams that reflected the bright blue skies, apple pies left out on windowsills... a world of hard work with very little to show for it aside from the sunlight beaming down on a proud community. And Mandy wanted to trap it all in her Kodak film rolls and rescue it from the future.
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photography
earth
television
future
past
love
cook-stove
glow
laundry
traditional
nikon
kodak
kodachrome
cell-phone
farm
pie
massachusetts
grim
country
digital
missing
nostalgic
small-town
film
peace
texting
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Rebecca McNutt |
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As much as I disliked Eddie Kuntz, I could sort of identify with a man who got a stiffie over banana cream pie.
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humor
stiffy
janet-evanovich
stephanie-plum
pie
erection
identify
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Janet Evanovich |