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"I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'" Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on!"
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funny
humor
powers
the-lost-hero
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Rick Riordan |
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"I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon... except as a comic relief. Ghost Whisperer Junior. Or Ghost Screamer, more like it. Tune in, every week, as Chloe Saunders runs screaming from yet another ghost looking for her help." Okay, superpower might be pushing it."
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humor
powers
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Kelley Armstrong |
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"I want to do it too!" said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless. "Nope," said Nudge, shaking her head. "You stand out like a fart in church."
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funny
fart
powers
lol
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James Patterson |
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9d07045
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Everybody has magic, it's just that most people either don't know it, or don't believe it.
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magic
fantasy
wizardry
sorcery
talent
powers
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Rebecca McNutt |
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"Alecto... what do you think would happen if people found out about you? Your abilities, your life, Mearth's super 8 films, those powers of yours... how would they react?" "I don't know," said Alecto, "but ordinary people like a show, especially when it's a disturbing one. They enjoy seeing misery... probably because it allows them to pretend that they themselves are not so miserable, too. Also, they would probably find out about you, how you know about Personifications, how you saw the films... they would put us in cages and throw peanuts at us, I guess." "All joking aside, Alecto...." "Who is joking, Mandy Valems?"
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humor
peanuts
psychokinesis
psychokinetic
pyrokinetic
super-8
super-8-film
super-eight
telekinesis
throw
pyrokinesis
ordinary
show
film
powers
misery
joke
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Rebecca McNutt |