| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 885ae1c | "Me mum always told me the rich was blessed, but I thought she was talkin' about gold." She leaned over to cackle in his ear, then actually patted him on the head as if he was some slavering lapdog. "You might have escaped the gallows, lad, but you was already well hung." | raunchy joke | Teresa Medeiros |