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"Yo, beautiful. Come pop this collar off me." Natalya hissed, "Are you mad?" "What's she gonna do? Vivisect me? Imprison me? We've got a pact to fulfill,remember?" To Dorada, she cried, "Seriously, sweetheart, shake that mummified ass over here." Regin kicked the glass. "Lemme the fuck out--" La Dorada swung her head around,peering at Regin with her one eye. "Okay. That's freaky. Lookit, Gollum, if you spring me, I'll help you find your Precious." --
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regin
kresley-cole
gollum
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I can draw you a diagram. Hint: I'm slot B, and you're tab A.
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sex
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innuendo
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"This is a kill-or-be-killed scenario, leech," Regin the Radiant, a glowing-skinned millennium-old swordswoman, told Ellie in a baleful tone. "So raise your weapon and prepare for your end. 'Cause I'm about to take your head." Ellie yawned. Ten days of this was getting old. "Girl, I don't wanna play video games anymore." --
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regin
lothaire
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"You had two prerequisites." Regin plopped down on a snowbank. "And I do believe I have Russian ex-mil contacts, and I speak the language-" "Oh, come on! I've since learned that you do not by any stretch. You think Dostoyevsky is Russian for 'How 's it hanging?'" She blinked up at Kaderin as she paced by. "Then how do you say it?" "I-don't-know." "Then how do you know it's not Dostoyevsky? No. Really." She blew a bubble with her gum - possibly the first to do so at this location - but it flash-froze, and she had to crunch it back to gum consistency with her molars. "Obi-Wan, I was your only hope." (Kaderin and Regin)" --
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regin
kresley-cole
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"We'll play tomorrow. Besides, isn't it time for my cup of dinner?" "I am
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regin
vampirellie
lothaire
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