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fc400ea "Um..." Hazel faltered. "You mean you won't... you're not going to-" "Claim your life?" Thantos asked. "Well, let's see..." He pulled a pure-black iPad from thin air. Death, tapped the screen a few times, and all Frank could think was: Please don't let there be an app for reaping souls. "I don't see you on the list," Thantos said. "Pluto gives me specific orders for escaped souls, you see. For some reason, he has not issued a warrant for yours. Perhaps he feels your life is not finished, or it could be n oversight. If you'd like me to call and ask-" "No!" Hazel yelped. "That's okay." "Are you sure?" Death asked helpfully. "I have video-conferencing enabled. I have his Skype address here somewhere..." riordan thantos rick frank jackson percy hazel Rick Riordan
ee44050 Curse us eh/I'll make you pay!/I don't want to rhyme all day! riordan rick olympian Rick Riordan
a084814 "Come on," I said. "I've got some questions for Thoth. And then I'm going to punch him in the beak." chronicles riordan kane rick pyramid red sadie Rick Riordan
05d30cb You can't call a ninja lord dweeb. dweeb ninja-lord the-maze-of-bones rick maze rick-riordan Rick Riordan
3bef187 Well. Miracles never cease.' 'Amen to that.' Which, upon reflection, was a very strange thing to hear a vampire say. rick Carrie Vaughn