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3054628 Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'. idiot rincewind tourism twoflower Terry Pratchett
b2f922c Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind. rincewind Terry Pratchett
f7303e3 "He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard," he muttered. "You don't understand at all," said the wizard wearily. "I'm so scared of you my spine has turned to jelly, it's just that I'm suffering from an overdose of terror right now. I mean, when I've got over that then I'll have time to be decently frightened of you." humor fright rincewind Terry Pratchett
b784add "He'sh mad?" "Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money." "Ah, then he can't be mad. I've been around; if a man hash lotsh of money he'sh just ecshentric." mad eccentric rincewind twoflower Terry Pratchett
f40da75 [Rincewind] drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll. trolls rincewind swords Terry Pratchett
56feb25 He'd always felt he had a right to exist as a wizard in the same way that you couldn't do proper maths without the number 0, which wasn't a number at all but, if it went away, would leave a lot of larger numbers looking bloody stupid. humor interesting-times zero numbers number maths wizard rincewind Terry Pratchett