| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 1fd1690 | Unicorns know naught of shame, or need, or doubt, or debt; But mortals, as you may have noticed, take what they can get. | schmendrick unicorn wizard | Peter S. Beagle | |
| de37a20 | All right, all right for you, you pretentious kneecap! How would you like a punch in the eye? | kneecaps pretentious-kneecaps schmendrick last-unicorn peter-s-beagle pretentiousness insults | Peter S. Beagle |