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7b767a5
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I am very tired of this Government, which I have never seen, and which is always insisting that I must do disagreeable things, and does no good to anybody.
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temeraire
snark
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Naomi Novik |
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1026198
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"Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed. That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was the Beast Lord doing here? I padded to the door. "First, you didn't come home." Curran's voice held zero humor. "Second, I'm told that my mate is lingering in Raphael's house. There can't be any good reason for you to be here." "Are you spying on me, Your Furriness?" Kate asked."
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funny
gunmetal-magic
kate-daniels
snark
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Ilona Andrews |
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366db40
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"You don't have to make fun of it." "Actually I do," I said. "I make fun of almost everything."
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snark
teasing
sarcasm
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Jim Butcher |
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23c30e7
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For the snark was a boojum, you see.
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humor
ultimate-answer
snark
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Lewis Carroll |
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7491569
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The day you ever have that much control over my behavior, it will be because somebody's asking you, should she get the pine box or a plain white shroud?
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snark
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Michael Chabon |
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ec9d8de
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He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.
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snark
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Joe Haldeman |
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7fb4cf6
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If God gave Dad Alzheimer's, He's got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.
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god
church
snark
sad
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Joanne Fluke |
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6abd666
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Sherrie would be there, and the last time I'd seen her at a social event she burst into tears when she saw me and ran out of the room. You're upset, I'd yelled after her, meanly.
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magic-power
upset
snark
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Aimee Bender |
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8d32e42
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"I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend."
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girlfriend
help
snark
drugs
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Janet Evanovich |
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2e7cdfa
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How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, but anything you swallow with artificial hues in it is going to pop a tumor out of your body the day after you eat it.
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humor
snark
food
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Laurie Notaro |
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5647fe1
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His blue eyes frosted. 'Are you attempting to tell me my duties, sir?' 'No. But I'm having a lot of fun trying to guess what they are.
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snark
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Raymond Chandler |
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a492873
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I didn't ask to see you. You sent for me. I don't mind your ritzing me or drinking your lunch out of a Scotch bottle. I don't mind your showing me your legs. They're very swell legs and it's a pleasure to make their acquaintance. I don't mind if you don't like my manners. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings. But don't waste your time trying to cross-examine me.
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manners
snark
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Raymond Chandler |