| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 702d33d | "You will not pass!" Roman thundered. Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf." | funny gandalf gunmetal-magic ilona-andrews lotr roman snarkiness | Ilona Andrews | |
| 6a56aef | I have no doubt you'll find it the highlight of your old and wasted life. | snarkiness | Lora Leigh |