son-of-neptune

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ced6ad0	"Two hundred Romans, and no one's got a pen? Never mind!" He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write. Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form? Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up."	humor mars son-of-neptune heroes-of-olympus percy-jackson frank-zhang transformation	Rick Riordan
f924203	"Percy scowled. "I-I know you." Nico raised his eyebrows. "Do you?"	son-of-neptune percy-jackson nico-di-angelo rick-riordan	Rick Riordan
a419c19	"They're Lares. House gods." "House gods," Percy said. "Like...smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?"	house-gods lares real-gods son-of-neptune mythology rome	Rick Riordan
cae6e4c	"Elections only happen in two ways," Reyna said. "Either the legion raises someone on a shield after a major success on the battlefield-and we haven't had any major battles-or we hold a ballot on the evening of June 24, at the Feast of Fortuna. That's in five days." Percy frowned. "You have a feast for tuna?" --	reyna son-of-neptune rick-riordan	Rick Riordan
38e8768	"Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon." "Brother!" Tyson crushed Frank in a hug. Percy stifled a laugh. "Actually he's more like a great-great-...Oh, never mind. Yeah, he's your brother." "Thanks." Frank mumbled through a mouthful of flannel."	son-of-neptune tyson percy-jackson rick-riordan	Rick Riordan
2ed80ac	"They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. "You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?" "Dude," Percy said, "I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm ."	son-of-neptune	Rick Riordan
2c42a9f	Part of their problem was Percy. He fought like a demon, whirling through the defender's ranks in a completely unorthodox style, rolling under their feet, slashing with his sword instead of stabbing like a Roman would, whacking campers with the flat of his blade, and generally causing mass panic.	son-of-neptune heroes-of-olympus percy-jackson hazel-levesque	Rick Riordan
25137be	"Look," Percy continued, "I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to mention the massacre in the nineteen eighties-" "He mentioned it!" one of the ghosts whimpered."	son-of-neptune rick-riordan rome	Rick Riordan
280ab6c	"Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive." SMASH! "Good. Yes. Tyson found its groin."	humor groin son-of-neptune tyson	Rick Riordan
3670150	"They sped by a pack of sea lions lounging on the docks, and she swore she saw an old homeless guy sitting among them. From across the water the old man pointed a bony finger at Percy and mouthed something like 'Don't even think about it.' "Did you see that?" Hazel asked. Percy's face was red in the sunset. "Yeah. I've been here before. I...I don't know. I think I was looking for my girlfriend." "Annabeth," Frank said. "You mean, on your way to Camp Jupiter?" Percy frowned. "No. Before that."	titans-curse son-of-neptune rick-riordan	Rick Riordan
10f3c3d	The thing about plummetting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's a bad idea when you're halfway down, it's too late.	son-of-neptune rick-riordan	Rick Riordan
5fcd28e	"Frank nodded grimly. "Well...any goddess who throws a Ding Dong at a giant can't be all bad. Let's go."	son-of-neptune	Rick Riordan
bd147a8	"[Tyson] looked him over with that massive baby-brown eye. "You are not dead. I like it when you are not dead." Ella fluttered to the ground and began preening her feathers. "Ella found a dog," she announced. "A large dog. And a Cyclops." Was she blushing? Before Percy could decide, his black mastiff pounced on him, knocking Percy to the ground and barking so loudly that even Arion backed up. "Hey, Mrs. O'Leary," Percy said. "Yeah, I love you, too, girl. Good dog." Hazel squeaked. "You have a hellhound named Mrs. O'Leary?" "Long story."	humor percy-jackson-and-te-olympians mrs-o-leary son-of-neptune tyson heroes-of-olympus hazel-levesque	Rick Riordan
9af4d30	"Stop!" he yelled at the others. "Multigrain fighting is not allowed!"	son-of-neptune rick-riordan	Rick Riordan
f8fc11c	"What? You run? Coward! Stand still and die!" Percy had no intention of doing that."	humor polybotes son-of-neptune percy-jackson-and-the-olympians	Rick Riordan
ad6920d	"Would Grandmother scold him? Would she say, "Frank! Thank the gods, you've come. I'm surrounded by monsters." More likely she'd scold him, or mistake them for intruders and chase them off with a frying pan."	son-of-neptune heroes-of-olympus percy-jackson-and-the-olympians rick-riordan	Rick Riordan
5119446	"At the front window was something that looked like a machine gun with a cluster of barrels. "Rocket launcher?" he wondered aloud. "Nope, nope! Potatoes. Ella doesn't like potatoes." "Ella! Where are the others?" "Roof. Ogre-watching. Ella doesn't like ogres. Potatoes." Potatoes? Frank didn't understand until he swiveled the machine gun around. Its eight barrels were loaded with spuds. At the base of the gun, a basket was filled with more edible ammunition... "They have cannonballs," Frank said, "and we have a potato gun." "Starch," Ella said thoughtfully. "Starch is bad for ogres."	son-of-neptune heroes-of-olympus percy-jackson-and-the-olympians frank-zhang	Rick Riordan
a63c33d	Why would Roman gods want to date Chinese Canadians?	humor grandmother son-of-neptune heroes-of-olympus percy-jackson-and-the-olympians	Rick Riordan
dea607e	"Ella, just stay here. Stay safe." "Safe," Ella repeated. "Ella likes being safe. Safety in numbers. Safety deposit boxes. Ella will go with Tyson." "What?" Percy said. "Oh... fine, whatever. Just don't get hurt. And Mrs. O'Leary--" "ROOOF." "How do you feel about pulling a chariot?" --	humor mrs-o-leary son-of-neptune tyson heroes-of-olympus percy-jackson-and-the-olympians percy	Rick Riordan
968d779	"Ella is nervous," the harpy muttered from her perch on the railing. "The elephant. The elephant is watching Ella."	son-of-neptune heroes-of-olympus percy-jackson-and-the-olympians	Rick Riordan

ced6ad0

"Two hundred Romans, and no one's got a pen? Never mind!" He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write. Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form? Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up."

humor mars son-of-neptune heroes-of-olympus percy-jackson frank-zhang transformation

Rick Riordan

f924203

"Percy scowled. "I-I know you." Nico raised his eyebrows. "Do you?"

son-of-neptune percy-jackson nico-di-angelo rick-riordan

Rick Riordan

a419c19

"They're Lares. House gods." "House gods," Percy said. "Like...smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?"

house-gods lares real-gods son-of-neptune mythology rome

Rick Riordan

cae6e4c

"Elections only happen in two ways," Reyna said. "Either the legion raises someone on a shield after a major success on the battlefield-and we haven't had any major battles-or we hold a ballot on the evening of June 24, at the Feast of Fortuna. That's in five days." Percy frowned. "You have a feast for tuna?" --

reyna son-of-neptune rick-riordan

Rick Riordan

38e8768

"Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon." "Brother!" Tyson crushed Frank in a hug. Percy stifled a laugh. "Actually he's more like a great-great-...Oh, never mind. Yeah, he's your brother." "Thanks." Frank mumbled through a mouthful of flannel."

son-of-neptune tyson percy-jackson rick-riordan

Rick Riordan

2ed80ac

"They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. "You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?" "Dude," Percy said, "I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm ."

son-of-neptune

Rick Riordan

2c42a9f

Part of their problem was Percy. He fought like a demon, whirling through the defender's ranks in a completely unorthodox style, rolling under their feet, slashing with his sword instead of stabbing like a Roman would, whacking campers with the flat of his blade, and generally causing mass panic.

son-of-neptune heroes-of-olympus percy-jackson hazel-levesque

Rick Riordan

25137be

"Look," Percy continued, "I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to mention the massacre in the nineteen eighties-" "He mentioned it!" one of the ghosts whimpered."

son-of-neptune rick-riordan rome

Rick Riordan

280ab6c

"Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive." SMASH! "Good. Yes. Tyson found its groin."

humor groin son-of-neptune tyson

Rick Riordan

3670150

"They sped by a pack of sea lions lounging on the docks, and she swore she saw an old homeless guy sitting among them. From across the water the old man pointed a bony finger at Percy and mouthed something like 'Don't even think about it.' "Did you see that?" Hazel asked. Percy's face was red in the sunset. "Yeah. I've been here before. I...I don't know. I think I was looking for my girlfriend." "Annabeth," Frank said. "You mean, on your way to Camp Jupiter?" Percy frowned. "No. Before that."

titans-curse son-of-neptune rick-riordan

Rick Riordan

10f3c3d

The thing about plummetting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's a bad idea when you're halfway down, it's too late.

son-of-neptune rick-riordan

Rick Riordan

5fcd28e

"Frank nodded grimly. "Well...any goddess who throws a Ding Dong at a giant can't be all bad. Let's go."

son-of-neptune

Rick Riordan

bd147a8

"[Tyson] looked him over with that massive baby-brown eye. "You are not dead. I like it when you are not dead." Ella fluttered to the ground and began preening her feathers. "Ella found a dog," she announced. "A large dog. And a Cyclops." Was she blushing? Before Percy could decide, his black mastiff pounced on him, knocking Percy to the ground and barking so loudly that even Arion backed up. "Hey, Mrs. O'Leary," Percy said. "Yeah, I love you, too, girl. Good dog." Hazel squeaked. "You have a hellhound named Mrs. O'Leary?" "Long story."

humor percy-jackson-and-te-olympians mrs-o-leary son-of-neptune tyson heroes-of-olympus hazel-levesque

Rick Riordan

9af4d30

"Stop!" he yelled at the others. "Multigrain fighting is not allowed!"

son-of-neptune rick-riordan

Rick Riordan

f8fc11c

"What? You run? Coward! Stand still and die!" Percy had no intention of doing that."

humor polybotes son-of-neptune percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

Rick Riordan

ad6920d

"Would Grandmother scold him? Would she say, "Frank! Thank the gods, you've come. I'm surrounded by monsters." More likely she'd scold him, or mistake them for intruders and chase them off with a frying pan."

son-of-neptune heroes-of-olympus percy-jackson-and-the-olympians rick-riordan

Rick Riordan

5119446

"At the front window was something that looked like a machine gun with a cluster of barrels. "Rocket launcher?" he wondered aloud. "Nope, nope! Potatoes. Ella doesn't like potatoes." "Ella! Where are the others?" "Roof. Ogre-watching. Ella doesn't like ogres. Potatoes." Potatoes? Frank didn't understand until he swiveled the machine gun around. Its eight barrels were loaded with spuds. At the base of the gun, a basket was filled with more edible ammunition... "They have cannonballs," Frank said, "and we have a potato gun." "Starch," Ella said thoughtfully. "Starch is bad for ogres."

son-of-neptune heroes-of-olympus percy-jackson-and-the-olympians frank-zhang

Rick Riordan

a63c33d

Why would Roman gods want to date Chinese Canadians?

humor grandmother son-of-neptune heroes-of-olympus percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

Rick Riordan

dea607e

"Ella, just stay here. Stay safe." "Safe," Ella repeated. "Ella likes being safe. Safety in numbers. Safety deposit boxes. Ella will go with Tyson." "What?" Percy said. "Oh... fine, whatever. Just don't get hurt. And Mrs. O'Leary--" "ROOOF." "How do you feel about pulling a chariot?" --

humor mrs-o-leary son-of-neptune tyson heroes-of-olympus percy-jackson-and-the-olympians percy

Rick Riordan

968d779

"Ella is nervous," the harpy muttered from her perch on the railing. "The elephant. The elephant is watching Ella."

son-of-neptune heroes-of-olympus percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

Rick Riordan