| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| f7c4989 | "Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drunk and tired." | kissing young-adult funny quote humor love laura making-out miles the-colonel looking-for-alaska sleeping tired teenager kisses sexy | John Green | |
| 5efbabf | if people were rain , i was drizzle and she was a hurricane . | pudge the-colonel | John Green |