the-son-of-neptune

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bdd31f8	"You speak horse?" Hazel asked. "Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing." "Then you and Arion should get along fine," Hazel said. "He's a son of Neptune too." Percy turned pale. "Excuse me?"	rick-riordan the-son-of-neptune	Rick Riordan
393954c	"THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!" Polybotes frowned, obviously confused that he was being told off by a statue. "What are you?" he growled. "Shut up!" He pushed the statue over and turned back to Percy. "Now I'm MAD!" Terminus shrieked. "I'm strangling you. Feel that? Those are my hands around your neck, you big bully. Get over here! I'm going to head-butt you so hard--"	fiction-fantasy humour percy-jackson polybotes rick-riordan terminus the-son-of-neptune	Rick Riordan
96e8188	Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it!	heroes-of-olympus rick-riordan the-son-of-neptune	Rick Riordan
e5c645b	Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!	funny hilarious humor laugh-out-loud name-badge random rick-riordan the-son-of-neptune	Rick Riordan
f1335ca	"You both passed out," Percy said. "I don't know why, but Ella told me not to worry about it. She said you were...sharing?" "Sharing," Ella agreed. She crouched in the stern, preening her wing feathers with her teeth, which didn't look like a very effective form of personal hygiene. She spit out some red fluff. "Sharing is good. No more blackouts. Biggest American blackout, August 14, 2003. Hazel shared. No more blackouts." Percy scratched his head. "Yeah...we've been having conversations like that all night. I still don't know what she's talking about."	ella hazel-levesque heroes-of-olympus percy-jackson percy-jackson-and-the-olympians sharing the-son-of-neptune	Rick Riordan
00b6a85	"Reyna looked at Percy without much hope. "You have a plan?" Percy wanted to step forward bravely and say, "	percy-jackson percy-jackson-and-the-olympians plans reyna the-heroes-of-olympus the-son-of-neptune	Rick Riordan
40b46eb	As Hazel marched down the hill, she cursed in Latin. Percy didn't understand all of it, but he got , , and a few choice suggestions about where Octavian could stick his knife.	hazel-levesque humor insults octavian percy-jackson percy-jackson-and-the-olympians the-son-of-neptune	Rick Riordan
83e73d5	"June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them."	hilarious humor june laugh-at-loud rick-riordan the-son-of-neptune	Rick Riordan
1baff14	"Kinzie smiled smugly. "You admire our base of operations? Yes, our distribution system is worldwide. It took many years and most of our fortune to build. Now, finally, we're turning a profit. The mortals don't realize they are funding the Amazon kingdom. Soon, we'll be richer than any mortal nation. Then--when the weak mortals depend on us for everything--the revolution will begin!" "What are you going to do?" Frank grumbled. "Cancel free shipping?"	amazons frank-zhang humor kinzie percy-jackson-and-the-olympians rick-riordan the-heroes-of-olympus the-son-of-neptune	Rick Riordan
2a8748e	"[Iris] squeezed his hand. "Don't lose hope, Frank. Rainbows always stand for hope."	heroes-of-olympus hope iris percy-jackson-and-the-olympians rainbows the-son-of-neptune	Rick Riordan
d19b8a4	"I can't believe how much this place has grown," Hazel muttered. The taxi driver grinned in the rearview mirror. "Been a long time since you visited, miss?" "About seventy years," Hazel said. The driver slid the glass partition closed and drove on in silence."	humor percy-jackson-and-the-olympians taxi-driver the-heroes-of-olympus the-son-of-neptune	Rick Riordan
54ba849	"Hope," Frank grumbled. "I'd rather have a few good weasels."	heroes-of-olympus hope iris percy-jackson-and-the-olympians the-son-of-neptune weasels	Rick Riordan
9a046ae	At the end of the warehouse was a dais constructed from pallets of books: stack of vampire novels, walls of James Patterson thrillers, and a throne from about a thousand copies of something called .	heroes-of-olympus humor percy-jackson-and-the-olympians the-son-of-neptune	Rick Riordan

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"You speak horse?" Hazel asked. "Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing." "Then you and Arion should get along fine," Hazel said. "He's a son of Neptune too." Percy turned pale. "Excuse me?"

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393954c

"THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!" Polybotes frowned, obviously confused that he was being told off by a statue. "What are you?" he growled. "Shut up!" He pushed the statue over and turned back to Percy. "Now I'm MAD!" Terminus shrieked. "I'm strangling you. Feel that? Those are my hands around your neck, you big bully. Get over here! I'm going to head-butt you so hard--"

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Rick Riordan

96e8188

Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it!

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Rick Riordan

e5c645b

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!

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Rick Riordan

f1335ca

"You both passed out," Percy said. "I don't know why, but Ella told me not to worry about it. She said you were...sharing?" "Sharing," Ella agreed. She crouched in the stern, preening her wing feathers with her teeth, which didn't look like a very effective form of personal hygiene. She spit out some red fluff. "Sharing is good. No more blackouts. Biggest American blackout, August 14, 2003. Hazel shared. No more blackouts." Percy scratched his head. "Yeah...we've been having conversations like that all night. I still don't know what she's talking about."

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"Reyna looked at Percy without much hope. "You have a plan?" Percy wanted to step forward bravely and say, "

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40b46eb

As Hazel marched down the hill, she cursed in Latin. Percy didn't understand all of it, but he got , , and a few choice suggestions about where Octavian could stick his knife.

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83e73d5

"June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them."

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"Kinzie smiled smugly. "You admire our base of operations? Yes, our distribution system is worldwide. It took many years and most of our fortune to build. Now, finally, we're turning a profit. The mortals don't realize they are funding the Amazon kingdom. Soon, we'll be richer than any mortal nation. Then--when the weak mortals depend on us for everything--the revolution will begin!" "What are you going to do?" Frank grumbled. "Cancel free shipping?"

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2a8748e

"[Iris] squeezed his hand. "Don't lose hope, Frank. Rainbows always stand for hope."

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d19b8a4

"I can't believe how much this place has grown," Hazel muttered. The taxi driver grinned in the rearview mirror. "Been a long time since you visited, miss?" "About seventy years," Hazel said. The driver slid the glass partition closed and drove on in silence."

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54ba849

"Hope," Frank grumbled. "I'd rather have a few good weasels."

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9a046ae

At the end of the warehouse was a dais constructed from pallets of books: stack of vampire novels, walls of James Patterson thrillers, and a throne from about a thousand copies of something called .

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