| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 8bc7c09 | "I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile." "...Where's all the loot?" "That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart." Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. "You were here to rob me!" "No, I wasn't. How dare you?!" | humor mulch theif | Eoin Colfer | |
| 7494111 | You put the small thief in prison, but the big thief lives in a palace. | theif | Graham Greene |