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0d91ffd
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"Small men oft feel a need to prove their courage with unseemly boasts," he declared. "I doubt if he could kill a duck." Tyrion shrugged. "Fetch the duck."
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dance
courage
funny
humor
small
martin
prove
soiaf
tyrion
duck
dragons
kill
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George R.R. Martin |
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8ac0a9a
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If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious
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smart-as-hell
tyrion
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George R.R. Martin |
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33deebe
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"I don't know what message to send to Bran. Help him Tyrion." "What help could I give him? I am no maester, to ease his pain. I have no spell to give him back his legs." "You gave me help when I needed it" Jon Snow said.
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words
bran
tyrion
jon-snow
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George R. R. Martin |
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cb675f6
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I made no threats, that was a promise.
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tyrion
threat
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George R.R. Martin |
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829a23c
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"Your brother Jaime keeps losing battles. He gave Sansa an angry look, as if it were her fault. He's been taken by the Starks and we've lost Riverrun and now her stupid brother is calling himself a king. The dwarf smiled crookedly. "All sorts of people are calling themselves kings these days."
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lannister
tyrion
witty
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George R.R. Martin |
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db06bf5
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Learn to use yours ears more and your mouth less, or your reign will be shorter than I am.
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mouth
reign
tyrion
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George R.R. Martin |
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a9b33de
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"If I am ever Hand again, the first thing I'll do is hang all the singers," said Tyrion, too loudly."
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tyrion
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George R.R. Martin |
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3cf9aef
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- i have done things i am not proud of, things that brought shame onto my house and my father's name.. but to kill your own sire? how could any man do that? - give me a crossbow and pull down your breeches, and i'll show you. gladly. - you think this is a jape? - i think life is a jape. yours, mine, everyone's.
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life
tyrion
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George R.R. Martin |
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ed59eb8
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Why, that is why the gods made whores for imps like me.
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love
bitterness
got
tyrion
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George R.R. Martin |