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"Who're you going with, then?" said Ron. "Angelina," said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment. "What?" said Ron, taken aback. "You've already asked her?" "Good point," said Fred. He turned his head and called across the common room, "Oi! Angelina!" Angelina, who had been chatting with Alicia Spinnet near the fire, looked over at him. "What?" She called back. "Want to come to the ball with me?" Angelina gave Fred a sort of appraising look. "All right, then," she said, and she turned back to Alicia and carried on chatting with a bit of a grin on her face. "There you go," said Fred to Harry and Ron, "piece of cake."
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harry-potter
humor
weasley
dating
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J.K. Rowling |
59afd78
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We won't be seeing you,' Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick. 'Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch,' said George, mounting his own. Fred looked around at the assembled students, and at the silent, watchful crowd. 'If anyone fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three, Diagon Alley -- Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,' he said in a loud voice, 'Our new premises!' 'Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat,' added George, pointing at Professor Umbridge. 'STOP THEM!' shrieked Umbridge, but it was too late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd. 'Give her hell from us, Peeves.' And Peeves, who Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.
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weasley
george
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J.K. Rowling |
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Fred and George turned to each other and said together, 'Wow, we're identical!' 'I dunno though, I think I'm still better looking,' said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.
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fred-weasley
weasley-twins
george-weasley
weasley
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J.K. Rowling |
b29b185
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I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.
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humor
hp4
weasley
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J.K. Rowling |
a8d4cae
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The world had ended, so why had the battle not ceased, the castle fallen silent in horror, and every combatant laid down their arms? Harry's mind was in freefall, spinning out of control, unable to grasp the impossiblity, because Fred Weasley could not be dead, the evidence of all his senses must be lying -
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weasley
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J.K. Rowling |
84b2411
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"The poor things keep calling in those - those pumbles, I think they're called - you know, the ones who mend pipes and things - " "Plumbers?" " - exactly, yes, but of course they're flummoxed."
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humor
plumber
weasley
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J.K. Rowling |
733d482
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"We've got it [Percy's Head Boy badge]," Fred whispered to Harry. "We're improving it." The badge now read ."
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weasley
george
percy
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J.K. Rowling |
67de9dc
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"George," said Fred, "I think we've outgrown full-time education." "Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself," said George lightly."
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weasley
twins
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J.K. Rowling |
941c02f
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I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!
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funny
weasleytwins
harrypotter
weasley
safety
lol
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J.K. Rowling |
c4af900
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I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts, but you can call me 'Weasley.
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dread-pirate-roberts
weasley
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William Goldman |