| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| d895d46 | If Mr. Fantastic and Professor X had a baby, there would be tons of questions, but also it would be Abraham Lincoln. | x-men | Daniel O'Brien | |
| 702a424 | "Obviously one of us went to Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters and one of us didn't." "Obviously one of is a total nerd." | nerd x-men | Bryan Lee O'Malley | |
| 3af2c00 | Mortimer Lindquist seemed to have finally given in to the inevitable. I'd seen him with a bad toupee, and with an even worse comb-over, but this was the first time I'd seen him sporting a full-on Charles Xavier. | funny hair x-men | Jim Butcher |