| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 2dca487 | I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground. | Alan Kotok | ||
| f012e96 | I'm suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start. | Alan Kotok | ||
| 90e774a | It's hard to lose weight when you're dining on the company's money. | Alan Kotok | ||
| d2b9851 | We hadn't invented 'Not Invented Here', yet. | Alan Kotok |