| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 5972938 | The two oldest professions in the world -- ruined by amateurs. | Alexander Woollcott | ||
| 18f2177 | All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening. | Alexander Woollcott | ||
| e6e6ec9 | You look like] a dishonest Abe Lincoln. | Alexander Woollcott |