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I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.
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being-alone
self-knowledge
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Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
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affairs
dating
jewelry
life
love
men
relationships
romance
women
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Amy Sedaris |
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8813d31
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In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.
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Amy Sedaris |
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ae5d6bc
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Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
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pets
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Amy Sedaris |
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4a5e6c3
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Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
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paraphrased
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Amy Sedaris |
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804d855
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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
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jokes
relationships
romance
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Amy Sedaris |
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bbd77bc
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My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
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life
mothers
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Amy Sedaris |
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e74ae60
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I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.
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life
suicide
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Amy Sedaris |
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ceb3712
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Poof! It's magic!
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Amy Sedaris |
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f2edc47
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The moment someone says, "Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song," your party is over."
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Amy Sedaris |
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685211c
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An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.
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Amy Sedaris |
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f3263c3
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A good trick is to fill your medicine cabinet with marbles. Nothing announces a nosey guest better than an avalanche of marbles hitting a porcelain sink. Plus you'll know which guest is a junkie whore or gutter hype, and you'll know what else to hide. Count your stash or remove the labels from your prescription bottles.
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Amy Sedaris |