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But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"
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Who photographs kebabs?
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Bill Bailey |
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I am a confectionary-based existentialist.
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Bill Bailey |
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Nostalgia: How long's that been around?
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Bill Bailey |
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The Chaucer Pubbe Gagge
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Bill Bailey |
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It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.
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Bill Bailey |
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There's more evil in the charts than in an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.
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Bill Bailey |
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I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. I actively seek it out.
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Bill Bailey |
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Milton Keynes: Satan's lay-by.
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Bill Bailey |
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Singing as U2, in Irish accent] Hello! Some old Celtic bollocks!
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Bill Bailey |
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Juxtaposition, you can't handle the juxtaposition!
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Bill Bailey |
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Is it an Oud?
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Bill Bailey |
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James Blunt - a man who recently got voted more annoying than paper cuts.
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Bill Bailey |