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his plan to prevent potential boyfriends from taking advantage of his daughter]
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about trampolines]
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Men have three basic needs: Eating, sleeping, sex. That's it.
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about his daughter Emily, who scored 1390 on her SATs]
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A half a Vicodin and a Bahama Mama...makes for a bitchin' day!
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after watching a spitting cobra spit at Steve Irwin]
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about how he and his wife can't go out on a date, since they're married]
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playing Pictionary with his wife and some friends]
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taking a vacation with his family in Costa Rica]
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having been recognized by a woman in a diner]
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I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
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His explanation for the "signs"
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Engvall is in the park flying a kite with his son.
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On the phone with his wife when the plane he was on stopped after hitting a deer.
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Truck driver gets his truck stuck under an overpass, with Engvall watching.
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Engvall pulls his car into a gas station after his tire goes flat.
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Engvall and his wife are packing up their stuff to move, with a U-Haul sitting in their driveway.
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Engvall and his buddy get off a boat with a big string of bass.
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Engvall has an elk hung on the wall.
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Engvall is waiting for an elevator. A man walks up
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in the lost luggage office in Buffalo
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In the store, Bill is buying some pants.
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Engvall and his wife have, for three days, had a cement truck in their yard to re-do their porch.
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Bill Engvall |
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A friend bought two cakes for his wife's birthday, with a "3" on one and an "8" on the other.
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Bill Engvall |
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Jeff Foxworthy is having his house repainted and he has a piano in the corner
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Bill Engvall |
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Larry's grandmother has died at age 104
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Bill Engvall |
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As told in the final section of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Christmas CD:
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at the Engvalls' home, Travis is about to play on the piano.
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Bill Engvall |
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on holiday in Hawaii
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at the beach
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Bill Engvall |
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playing golf with his friends]
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Bill Engvall |
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about an incident in a coffee shop]
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Bill Engvall |
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during a bit about dogs]
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Bill Engvall |
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about how people in the 90's used "awesome" wrongly]
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Bill Engvall |
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watching a baseball game in Los Angeles]
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Bill Engvall |
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while snow-skiing with his family]
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Bill Engvall |
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about his son Travis]
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Bill Engvall |
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Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list.
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Bill Engvall |
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Talking about what he wants at his funeral)
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Bill Engvall |
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mimicking a big fish talking to a little fish)
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Bill Engvall |
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after watching the food teasing scene in "9 1/2 Weeks"]
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