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God is Great Beer is Good and People are Crazy
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I didn't ask you if you loved him. I asked you if you liked him. Love is important but like is the more important. If you don't like him, all the love in the world can't make you have a good relationship.
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You call me Red again, Mister, and you won't need one. What you'll need is a pine box and a preacher to read about you lyin' down green pastures.
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Carolyn Brown |
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When opportunity knocks, you don't leave it standing on the doorstep. You invite it in and feed it chocolate cake.
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Carolyn Brown |
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Don't worry about tomorrow or let the past ruin today.
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Whoa, cowboy! I don't have phone sex on the first phone call.
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Because you can make decisions for yourself even if they're wrong. Mistakes can be corrected. Life is too short to have everyone else tell you how to live. Make a few mistakes, and learn from them. At least they'll be real, and you'll be living, not just existing.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
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Carolyn Brown |
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Don't waste an opportunity for happiness. Just be wise.
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Carolyn Brown |
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Money is just dirty paper with dead presidents' pictures on it.
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Any kid what begs for a whippin' can find one.
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Carolyn Brown |
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I had two choices. I could be bitter, or I could get on with life...Mine had been made...I wasn't going to be bitter.
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Carolyn Brown |
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God bless the woman who'd invented air-conditioning. Okay, it might have been a man, but I'll bet you dollars to earthworms that a woman nagged him into it.
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Guess you never know how much you like the water until the well runs dry, and if I can't have your love unconditionally, then I'll just have to do without it until you grow up.
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Carolyn Brown |
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A true lady never lets someone know when he's riled her; otherwise she's giving away her power and her crown.
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She said that what was in the past was best left there and that talking about it was like stirring a fresh cow pile with a wooden spoon. Didn't accomplish a thing, and only made the stink and the flies worse and the spoon useless for anything else. Then
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Carolyn Brown |
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A true lady could weather tragedy and heartache and keep her pride and dignity.
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Omelets now or later?" she panted. "Later than what?" he asked huskily. "How hungry are you?" "For what?" She started unbuttoning his shirt at the top, stopping to admire and touch the soft hair on his chest on the way to the bottom. When she reached the last one, she tugged the tail out from behind his belt, slipped her arms around his body, and laid her cheek against his chest. "Let's make love and only use words when necessary," she..
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small-town-romance
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I couldn't even see that woman because I have blinders on when you are around, and every single thought in my head is about you.
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small-town-romance
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Carolyn Brown |
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The truth is the truth whether you serve it up plain or top it with chocolate frosting. It's still the truth." "So" --
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Carolyn Brown |
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I can't say I've been in love with you my whole life. But I can say that I intend to be for the rest of it. I don't even know when it happened, but it did. I can't get you off my mind or out of my heart.
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Carolyn Brown |
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Daisies. They outlast roses, and they're tough little flowers.
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There had to be more to wooing a woman than feeding cattle, minding the store, tending the bar, and sex. That wasn't a bad combination in getting to know a woman, but now that he knew Jill, he wanted to hang the moon for her, make the stars brighter, and force daisies to grow from frozen ground.
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Now tell me, Sawyer O'Donnell, are you more Irish or Hispanic?" "Half and half. Love the Mexican food but also love a good Irish whiskey on occasion. They're both really good lovers, you know. Hot-blooded and stand by their women."
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With cold hands he massaged her right foot, his fingertips digging into all the right places to make her groan. "Feel good?" he asked. "You can't imagine. You have until midnight to stop." He chuckled. "Why midnight?" "Because from then until daylight you can work on the other foot."
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Carolyn Brown |
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Darlin', old don't mean dead.
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Getting close to a woman, no matter if it's real or not, can backfire.
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Don't suppose you'd want to stay long enough to scrub my back for me, would you?" Lizzy might have had a wonderful experience when she rose up from the bathwater, but it damn sure hadn't set her free enough to do what Toby asked. She shook her head and smiled. "This is not a real relationship, darlin'." "I'd be willin' to turn it into a real one for a good woman to give me a bath." His eyes glittered."
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Dating and getting to really know a woman is a different game. Kind of like the difference in Monopoly and Texas Hold 'Em.
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And where are you going tonight?" Katy asked. "Cinderella and I are going to the ball. If she loses a glass slipper, I will bring it by tomorrow." He smiled."
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small-town-romance
western-romance
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You like legs?" she asked. "On you, yes. On a chicken, I prefer wings and breasts." She picked up both legs with her fingers. "Then we are going to get along just fine."
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A match made in heaven?" He chuckled. "Probably not in heaven but right now you can take me there and we'll check it out." She smiled."
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Oh. My. God." he murmured as it all ended in a crescendo complete with beautiful sparks and all the bells and whistles of fantastic makeup sex. Five full minutes later he propped up on a an elbow and kissed the tip of her nose. "Can we fight again tomorrow?" She smiled up at him. "I was thinking of starting an argument right now."
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You know what they say about angels?" she asked. "That they have wings and a halo?" "No, that they are just wild women who've had the hell screwed out of them," she said with another giggle."
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Oh, hush! You've already said you aren't the settling type. You can't have wings and roots both, cowboy.
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So what's your secret?" Jed asked. "There's two secrets, son. One is to love your woman, not with your whole heart but with your soul. If you got an inklin' that you aren't finished chasin' skirts, then you ain't ready to settle down anyway. The other is to respect your woman." Everett poured coffee from the thermos into his cup. "That's different from loving her. That means you don't belittle her, not in front of other people or in private..
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Will you go on a date with me Friday night? A real date, not a pretend one? I'll probably be so clumsy that you won't go out with me a second time, but please say yes.
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I stabbed him," Lizzy said bluntly. "That's how he got that scar." "Why? I'm sorry. That's personal. I shouldn't ask that." She blushed. "It's okay." Lizzy laid a hand on the woman's arm. "I was mad at a woman for flirting with him and he tried to take the knife away from me. It was an accident." "I'll be right back with your drinks and appetizer." She turned so fast that she ran into a bus boy with a tray of dirty glasses and he had to ..
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You don't get the guarantee of tomorrow. Today is all you have. Don't waste it worrying. Enjoy it. Don't go stumbling up to the Pearly Gates in your spotless martyr robes. Go sliding up there in a worn-out, used-up body, screaming to the top of your lungs, 'Hallelujah, I made it and I've used everything I had while I was on earth, so open the doors and let me in!' That's the way to live.
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I love you to the moon and back." Gracie grinned. "Well, I love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck,"
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Carolyn Brown |
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May all the ones ahead be better than those that have already passed.
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Carolyn Brown |
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Have you had joy in your life? Did you bring joy to others in your life? To
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Carolyn Brown |
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They didn't want to get too close to the crazy woman, since scientists hadn't yet proved whether crazy, like stupid, is inherited or contagious. The
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He flipped through channels until he found reruns of NCIS. "Understanding murder is simple compared to understanding a woman, Leroy Jethro Gibbs. You been married a bunch of times. What advice would you give me?" He talked to the character on the television. Gibbs said, "Grab your gear."
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