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eec7d1e
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Absence makes the clitoris grow fonder.
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sexy-humor
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Cassie Mae |
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dab74a6
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It's just empty boxers. Empty. It's not like there's a penis hiding in them.
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Cassie Mae |
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a18b027
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Before this trip he was my best friend... And now, well, do you realize how hot he is? I mean like wow. When did that happen?" "Seventh grade after he got the braces off."
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Cassie Mae |
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4b787e6
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I know you're pissed, and you have every right to be, I get it. And it's an ugly thing you threw at my face, but still... I thought, maybe, if you had it, you'd know I'm still here for you, even if you don't want me to be.
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Cassie Mae |
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I'm usually ashamed of my tears. Afraid they showed weakness. But I am unashamedly crying now, because they aren't showing my fragility. They're showing unconditional love for my best friend.
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Cassie Mae |
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Josh grabs a handful of grass and shoves it in his pocket. I smile and rest my head on my palm. I used to do the same thing on a new field. Sort of like taking it with me wherever I go. But Josh could be just stuffing grass in his pocket cause he's six.
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Cassie Mae |
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f62b800
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Well, if you asked me what my favorite fruit was before last night, I would've said strawberries. But that's cuz I didn't know oranges could taste so good.
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Cassie Mae |
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56fdfbe
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You are the most gorgeous woman I've ever set eyes on. Every night I thank the stars I get to sleep next to you. And every morning I hope I get at least one more night.
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Cassie Mae |
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I love you." "Why?" I ask, eyes drifting closed already. "Because I can't picture a life without you," he whispers so low I barely catch it. "I don't want to." I smile as much as I can with how sleepy I am. He didn't even rehearse that one. His lips graze my forehead. "Why do you love me?" "Because you say things like that." "Wow. My answer was so much better than yours."
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Cassie Mae |
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2ea889a
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I like this marriage thing, because it's the best of all of us. We get to be the whole meal. The appetizer, the entree, the luxurious dessert... And yes, the peas and the carrots.
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marriage
love
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Cassie Mae |
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20b15c1
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I was just, uh...looking at your bush.
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humor
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Cassie Mae |
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0ea1747
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How'd you sleep?" "Like I was in paradise." "I have no problems with you calling my body paradise. Do me a favor and spread the word. Chicks love that shit."
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Cassie Mae |
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c57b74e
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I her. I need to feel her lips against mine. Taste her lip gloss. Know what it feels like to have her this close without holding back. I need her to need me too.
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Cassie Mae |
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04fdfa4
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He makes me go crazy inside all the way to the outside.
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Cassie Mae |
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26cafee
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My whole paycheck is going to Campbell's. Thank you, Pepe Le Pew.
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Cassie Mae |
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b5ad08d
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He goes to start the car for me again, leaning so close his breath tickles my neck. My head goes fuzzy as I picture him closing the distance between our bodies, forgetting I'm supposed to be doing something. His lips form words, but I don't hear them. His scent is intoxicating, pulling me under. Holy crap! I'm going to pass out!
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Cassie Mae |
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0a92d89
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I'll keep my lips to myself, if that's what you want.
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Cassie Mae |
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c64cdbd
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So I'm not sure if its because we're in the honeymoon stage still or if I actually maybe sorta could be falling falling falling down down down in super amazing, all-out love with him. That's totally bonkers!
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Cassie Mae |
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ba4fa24
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I nod like a trained puppy, hoping to god I'm not drooling. How am I supposed to go on stage when I can't take my eyes off her? "I think he's comatose."
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Cassie Mae |
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43960d5
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Our lips slide together, and I feel like it's a new kind of kiss. ... The one that changes not only you, not only him, but the two of you together.
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Cassie Mae |
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d292d5a
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I want to make people smile. I want to tell an epic story... with laughter. I want to change the way people view the world. I want life to stop being so damn dramatic all the time. I want... what are you doing?
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new-adult
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Cassie Mae |
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e788ef5
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I vow to pick up my socks." "Can I get that in writing?"
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Cassie Mae |
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c6e9763
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He's not saying anything, but in a way, he's saying everything. That he's in just as ubergooby love as I am.
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Cassie Mae |
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Code Red. Code Red. Ryan on top of Lexie. Must keep teasing her or tickle her or say something. But don't just stare at her. Don't look into her deep brown yes...her golden browns. Don't pay attention to her smile creating that extra dimple only I know she has. Don't drool over how her shirt comes up a bit in the front, letting me see her bellybutton. Don't look at her great rack. Don't breathe in her scent. Her candy apple and cinnamon sce..
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Cassie Mae |
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e789a9f
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But I decided that the popularity of something holds no value when I make my choices. I make decisions for me.
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Cassie Mae |
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I want to meet him. Perhaps show him my gun collection." I laugh, realizing my face still isn't dry as the chuckles send tears off the bottom of my chin. "You don't have a gun collection." "My cutlery, then." He smiles, patting my leg."
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Cassie Mae |
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9684dfc
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You should know by now, you're more than my Friday night. You're... You're everything.
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Cassie Mae |
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1628225
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All right, Cujo. Don't bark at me. I was just curious.
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Cassie Mae |
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fd14de6
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It's better than I imagined--and I imagined it a lot. Tucked away in a corner at school. On the track during gym class. In his car. On the street by my house. In a fancy restaurant. During dance class. In the cafeteria. Everywhere, really. But not a single one of those fantasies measured up to the actual real life thing--trapped inside a magic box.
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Cassie Mae |
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d9acae6
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Okay, you gotta be nice to him, " I say, coaxing the white fur-ball into my hands. "I will," Nate says, and I smile over my shoulder. "I was actually talking to Mr. Pippi. He's a bit of a butthole."
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funny
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Cassie Mae |
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f4dda2e
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He tastes like sour patch kids, and soda, and warmth, and goose bumps.
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Cassie Mae |
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c5cb20d
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I've been checking you out since we were freshmen." " ?" "Do you even have to ask?" I laugh as a string of colorful handkerchiefs falls into my hand when I pull it from his pocket."
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Cassie Mae |
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f73649b
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I knew it!" Cards fly everywhere, as if he had them hidden in his gym shorts."
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Cassie Mae |
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Prepare your thrusters.
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Cassie Mae |
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26087ef
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The twitch of his smile grows. "So... we're basically arguing over who gets to be more selfless in this marriage." I smile too. "Basically."
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Cassie Mae |
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I remember how it felt when he put the ring on my finger. It was beyond words. But nothing could've ever prepared me for how it feels to put a ring on his finger.
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Cassie Mae |
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We're going to be married and hardly touch each other and have to work and work and never have any fun and we're just going to be okay with it because that's how life is and that's how relationships go, but I don't want that. I want our marriage to be... fun. I love joking around while we fool around. I want to hold hands everywhere we go. I want to make out in the back of a movie theater, steal kisses in coffee shops, have sex over every i..
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marriage
love
real
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Cassie Mae |
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d37513a
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I grin, placing my hand back on my mug. A piece of stray blonde hair falls from my ponytail and tickles my bare shoulder. "I hereby declare this the first official Naked Sunday." --
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Cassie Mae |
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My phone rings on my bare thigh as I scroll through my recorded Ellens, and I hit pause to glance at the number. Ah... case in point. My sister has sent me a birthday message along with a picture of a guy who knows her husband's co-worker's aunt, and she just knows we are meant to be! She's ready to set me up with him for this weekend.
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Cassie Mae |
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22be179
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I'm nervous because that's what happens when you really want something. When it would destroy you if you couldn't get it, or if you lost it. I'm
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Cassie Mae |
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4709491
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Hmm," she hums after a moment. "What?" "Just thinking...We both want you to get this role." "No sh*t." "And arguing obviously isn't helping us out." I snort. "But that's what we do."
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Cassie Mae |
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23e19e4
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Every Wolverine fan knows who that is.
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Cassie Mae |
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fc765e5
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I suddenly have a million kisses I have to give her.
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Cassie Mae |
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2d58dbe
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Yeah, I don't want to get to the point when I don't need you.
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Cassie Mae |