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You don't pay prostitutes to come to your house; you pay them to leave.
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Charlie Sheen |
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He Lenny Dykstra] might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets.
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Charlie Sheen |
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1fac122
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I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second.
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Charlie Sheen |
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e14b756
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I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips.
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Charlie Sheen |
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66b72d9
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I blinked and I cured my brain.
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Charlie Sheen |
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1529d46
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Can't is the cancer of happen.
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Charlie Sheen |
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bc81832
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I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.
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Charlie Sheen |
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847977b
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They were like 'AA this' and I was like 'Bye bye that'
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Charlie Sheen |
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d51c8fa
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Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it this way.
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Charlie Sheen |
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42e3be8
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Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. (The TMZ Show)
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Charlie Sheen |
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5525562
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Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.
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Charlie Sheen |
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501f2ce
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There's been a tsunami of media, and I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard.
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Charlie Sheen |
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03a205a
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I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.
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Charlie Sheen |
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b047ed9
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I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
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Charlie Sheen |
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a4ad6c6
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It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view.
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Charlie Sheen |
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9de442d
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I didn't really believe I had "tiger blood" or "Adonis DNA." These were just jokes.
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Charlie Sheen |
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The scales of justice are in disarray[...]
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Charlie Sheen |
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c884392
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from some distant memory as she stood there before you.
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Charlie Sheen |