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You can't beat white people, you can only knock them out.
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You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.
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I hope that Live Earth ends global warming the same way the Live Aid ended world poverty.
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Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing.
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Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow.
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You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
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George Bush hates midgets.
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Black Santa Claus caused more tears than the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks
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Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"
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You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.
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I mean, they don't grade fathers. But if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up.
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You can be married and bored, or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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What's in the tea?" "Water, bitch!"
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on John McCain] I don't need a president with a bucket list!
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Shit, last year the NAACP had a funeral for the word "nigger"! Well, tonight is Easter!
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