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And you know, while I'm at it, I don't care what arcane passage you pull out of the Old Testament and run through your Jeremiah-begat-Jedediah Decoder Ring, one of the definitive tenets of Christianity is tolerance. Trust me, there's no version of the Bible that says Love thy neighbor unless he's a Peter Allen fan. Any supposedly Christian doctrine must have at the core a belief in the concept of unqualified love for your fellow man. Unless..
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I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
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Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.
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We have now given one of the only 50 states we have to a herd of Simu-Bullwinkles!
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We're not allowed to do anything to nature anymore, except look at it. It's like porn with leaves.
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To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.
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