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In my opinon, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.
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Diablo Cody |
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He is the cheese to my macaroni.
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love
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Diablo Cody |
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Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet."
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juno
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Diablo Cody |
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Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
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teenagers
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Diablo Cody |
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Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
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humor
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Diablo Cody |
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Ten Best Song to Strip 1. Any hip-swiveling R&B fuckjam. This category includes The Greatest Stripping Song of All Time: "Remix to Ignition" by R. Kelly. 2. "Purple Rain" by Prince, but you have to be really theatrical about it. Arch your back like Prince himself is daubing body glitter on your abdomen. Most effective in nearly empty, pathos-ridden juice bars. 3. "Honky Tonk Woman" by the Rolling Stones. Insta-attitude. Makes even the clums..
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Diablo Cody |
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Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.
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Diablo Cody |
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Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!" Su-Chin: That was you."
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Diablo Cody |
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d6dd0f5
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Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss
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Diablo Cody |
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In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.
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Diablo Cody |
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Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.
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Diablo Cody |
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Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream...
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Diablo Cody |
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e6d5512
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Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment."
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Diablo Cody |
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Love is mysterious and rad, like Steve Perry from Journey
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humor
love
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Diablo Cody |
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Juno: WOOOAH! ....Dreeeaaam BIG!
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Diablo Cody |
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Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.
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Diablo Cody |
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Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!
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Diablo Cody |
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Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!
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Diablo Cody |
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Above the stage was a glass-floored second stage, which allowed customers to look up and watch another girl dancing overhead. This multidimensional display of poontang reminded me of the 3-D chessboard on Star Trek, which in turn reminded me that I was a huge nerd.
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Diablo Cody |
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He wasn't a carrier of commitment-phobia or other notable boy diseases and he used expensive moisturizer. That's about all it takes to bang my gong.
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Diablo Cody |
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Nobody comes to Minnesota to take their clothes off, at least as far as I know.
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Diablo Cody |
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Juno: Honest to blog?
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Diablo Cody |
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Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.
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love
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Diablo Cody |
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2ef96e0
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For me, stripping was an unusual kind of escape. I had nothing to escape but privilege, but I claimed asylum anyway. At twenty-four, it was my last chance to reject something and become nothing. I wanted to terrify myself. Mission accomplished.
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Diablo Cody |
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The Ten Worst Songs to Strip To: 1. That Midnight Oil song about aborigines
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stripping
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Diablo Cody |
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Of course, the strippers also take pains not to appear too innocent, valorous, or bookishly inclined. (In direct opposition to the Swayze Mandate of 1987, everybody puts Baby in a goddamn corner.)
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Diablo Cody |
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Kyle dumped me for some stripper whore who shops at Wet Seal.
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Diablo Cody |
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Everyone's favorite supper is a gluey carbohydrate-rich concoction known simply as "hotdish" and served in a community Pyrex."
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minnesota
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