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Just in the last month, he's told me that I wouldn't believe a piece of toast that looked "exactly like Darth Vader" (it looked exactly like a burnt piece of toast),"
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get sprayed in the face with a fire hose full blast than watch someone else play video games.
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With no weapons to defeat the alien and no way around him, I tried the only other video game move I knew. I jumped on his head like Mario. BOING!
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I flew around Hawaii by jetpack.
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Hey! Thanks for taking the time to read Trapped in a Video Game: Book Three. I hope you had as much fun reading it as I had writing it. I'm currently working on Book Three, and I plan on releasing it December, 2016.
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Boss Battle
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AHHHHHHHH!" "NAP TIME'S OVER, MAGGOT!" The two eyes were attached to a snarling drill sergeant who seemed just like the most furious person ever. I tried backing away. "Look, I don't... This is a big... OK, listen, if you just call my mom..." The drill sergeant did not seem interested in clearing things up with Mrs. Rigsby. Instead, he picked me up by the neck just like a bully on TV would. "Listen maggot, I don't know how you got that blas..
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Press 'A' to jump." "No! I don't want to jump!" "Press 'A' to jump."
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Eric immediately turned around and tried to run back out the door. BONK! He bounced off the door. He tried the wall. Same result. "I'm sorry, but we've locked everything down," Jevvrey said. Eric spun around. Jevvrey was looking at him through the futuristic glasses. He waved to Eric. "Bluetooth Go Wild goggles. $99.99. Available soon for pre-order." I looked around the room. Jevvrey had added a few things since I'd last seen it. For one, h..
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Anybody with a phone can battle and imprison you forever." "Well I would like very much for that not to happen to me." "Right, so you need to avoid people who are playing the game." "How do I know if someone's playing the game?" "Well, for example, if they're walking while staring at their"
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Well as long as you're in the game, you should figure out your special ability." "I don't think I have a special ability." "Sure you do! Every Wild Thing has a special ability. Like there's one that can call down lightning, there's one that has poison burps, one that does tornadoes." "I don't think I can do any of those things." "Well, you can probably do something. You should try figuring it out. While you're at it, maybe you could sneak i..
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Pee Butter Poopies
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this math homework. I closed my book, put on my jacket, and walked across the street to Eric's house. The door was open, so I let myself in and walked down to the basement. "All right, let's see it," I said as I reached the bottom of the stairs. No booger. Also no Eric. "Come on," I called out. I wandered into the laundry room (where the dirty clothes should be). I walked upstairs into Eric's room (where the dirty clothes actually were). I ..
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