| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 72eeff7 | I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada". | Jay Leno | ||
| a9f6e75 | Fred, what happened to your ass?" "Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me." | Jay Leno | ||
| 9f23c68 | Hillary says she has been tested. Well, I hope so. You never know what Bill might bring home. | Jay Leno | ||
| bdc651c | In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. | Jay Leno | ||
| 23c3653 | Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it. | Jay Leno |