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4th booster f**kers. Oh, and CVS gave us EIGHT free Covid tests for getting boosted!
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I don't know about you, but I fucked a midget. I have secrets.
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So, Hanson, which one of you boys is coming home with me tonight? (greeting the band Hanson)
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Don't you love the new crazy Britney, she's our new Liza.
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I had a run in with Whitney Houston, or as I call her, "Cracky." Allegedly.
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Uma Thurman is there.......with her big bag of BS!
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I am going after everybody. I'm going after Paltrow. Fuck her. Fuck her!
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Donna (Karan), you have huge jugs, you could totally be a manager at Hooters!
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I love my clit. I use it every day. Not a day goes by when I don't use it for something.
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When you perform for the Army, they want dick jokes and they want em now!
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You'll have to excuse my friend, Ryan. That's the first time he's ever touched a woman.
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Oprah decides to go with her "friend", Gayle.
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You've got the two titans. Streisand. Oprah. Both strong black women.
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People with cancer like to wear jogging suits.
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I might imply in my act that Clay (Aiken) is a big, fat homo!
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I was raised right, I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners!
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Because he loves pussy. Except it smells like fish!
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I know you love her... you're gay and she's Celine Dion!
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I'm not wearing any pants and the lesbians are waiting!
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On William Shatner) He is like my favourite red-faced, bloated booze bag.
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It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!
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Because Oprah would be like "DID YOU DO COOOOCAAAAAAINE???"
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About controversy) What you guys get, that celebrities don't get, is that I live for this shit!
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Straight guys, this is your section, wake up (clap clap).
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Next thing I know, there a baby in my ter-litt!
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