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No friendship is an accident.
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Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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We can't buy one minute of time with cash; if we could, rich people would live longer.
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I wanted to paint a picture some day that people would stand before and forget that it was made of paint. I wanted it to creep into them like a bar of music and mushroom there like a soft bullet.
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And here I have lamely related to you the uneventful chronicle of two foolish children in a flat who most unwisely sacrificed for each other the greatest treasures of their house. But in a last word to the wise of these days let it be said that of all who give gifts these two were the wisest.
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Many a happy hour she had spent planning for something nice for him. Something fine and rare and sterling--something
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Oh, come off your perch!" said the other man, who wore glasses. "Your premises won't come out in the wash. You wind-jammers who apply bandy-legged theories to concrete categorical syllogisms send logical conclusions skallybootin' into the infinitesimal ragbag. You can't pull my leg with an old sophism with whiskers on it."
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John Perkins was not accustomed to analyzing his emotions. But as he sat in his Katy-bereft 10x12 parlor he hit unerringly upon the keynote of his discomfort. He knew now that Katy was necessary to his happiness. His feeling for her, lulled into unconsciousness by the dull round of domesticity, had been sharply stirred by the loss of her presence. Has it not been dinned into us by proverb and sermon and fable that we never prize the music t..
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Perhaps there is no happiness in life so perfect as the martyr's.
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Turn up the lights -- I don't want to go home in the dark.
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A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.
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A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.
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Take it from me -- he's got the goods.
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One dollar and eighty-seven cents. And the next day would be Christmas.
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If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.
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Broadway -- the great sluice that washes out the dust of the gold-mines of Gotham.
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It was beautiful and simple as all truly great swindles are.
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Busy as a one-armed man with the nettle-rash pasting on wallpaper.
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If ever there was an aviary overstocked with jays it is that Yaptown-on-the-Hudson, called New York.
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History is bright and fiction dull with homely men who have charmed women.
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It couldn't have happened anywhere but in little old New York.
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Bolivar cannot carry double
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