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Tell the truth or trump -- but get the trick.
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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was, that they escaped teething.
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
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As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.
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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races.
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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.
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