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There goes the neighborhood.
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If all goes well, about a week. If not, about an hour and a half.
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I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.
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I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
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My old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler's checks.
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I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.
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I was an ugly kid. I worked in a pet store. People kept asking how big I get.
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I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.
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What a childhood I had. My mother never breast-fed me. She said she liked me as a friend.
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I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel.
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Why, that's the story of my life--no respect; I mean, I don't get no respect at all!
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