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I hope it is not necessary for me to stress the platonic nature of our relationship- not platonic in the purest sense, there was no philosophical discourse, but we certainly didn't fuck, which is usually what people mean by platonic; which I bet would really piss Plato off, that for all his thinking and chatting his name has become an adjective for describing sexless trysts.
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If you want to understand what's most important to a society, don't examine its art or literature, simply look at its biggest buildings." In medieval societies, the biggest buildings were its churches and palaces; using Campbell's method, we can assume these were feudal cultures that revered their leaders and worshipped God. In modern Western cities, the biggest buildings are the banks--bloody great towers that dominate the docklands--and t..
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Tumbling into a dark, Lewis Carroll labyrinth of filth, pursuing a white rabbit of smut!
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The first time Tim Westwood did that chestbump to me, I ended up sort of cuddling his arm.
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I like pressing that emergency button on bus doors to escape.
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It's not really over. There's a little part of my brain that is:
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It's like Kilroy only talking about Big Brother and there's no racism allowed.
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Blimey! Thank God my jeans are this tight- you could wear me like a puppet!
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October... Is that when there's conkers?
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The whole thing stinks, Carr!
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Where's Guy?!
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I don't like doing anything that makes you sweat if you don't come at the end of it.
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There's no shame in being second to Stephen Fry. Unless it's in a straight nose competition.
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I don't see why someone should lose their life just so you can have a snack.
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