| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 875dfa1 | I have Bright's disease and he has mine. | S. J. Perelman | ||
| 2e913e5 | Before they made S J Perelman they broke the mold. | S. J. Perelman | ||
| e390795 | Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck. | S. J. Perelman | ||
| a91f227 | The main obligation is to amuse yourself. | S. J. Perelman |