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Yes, Yes. All rise for the honorable Justice Chick with Dick!
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And our show has changed. I don't doubt that. And what it has become I don't know.
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I just wanted to tell you why I grieve--but why I don't despair.
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By the way, if that baby in there turns out to be Jesus... somebody owes somebody an apology.
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whispering] Thank you, Jesus!
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Finally, a guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking.
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Divorce isn't caused because 50% of marriages end in gayness.
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I think that's our biggest problem right there.
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Between the two of them, I can't decide which one I'd rather see in jail.
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I want the Jim Cramer on CNBC to protect me from that Jim Cramer.
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The CEO of a company lied to you. But isn't that financial reporting?
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Honest or not, in what world is a 35:1 leveraged position sane?
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There's a market for cocaine and hookers!
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That was our show! [...] I hope that was as uncomfortable to watch as it was to do.
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You shouldn't have talking points about a person before that person can talk!
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