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Borrowing has a bad name, but you would be surprised how it helps in a pinch.
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I am billed as a humorist, but of course I am a tragedian at heart.
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Ah, well! We live and learn, or, anyway, we live.
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All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.
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To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.
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Footnote:] We have no Common Vipers in the United States, but we have worse.
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Footnote:] Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody!
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Footnote:] An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't?
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Then Hamilcar … was drowned in 228 B.C. while crossing a stream with a herd of elephants.
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She was the most intelligent woman of her day and she refused to get married in nine languages.
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Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
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Sartor Resartus is simply unreadable, and for me that always sort of spoils a book.
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