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3f25737
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Azzal, hogy elfut a problemak elol, meg nem oldja meg oket.
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Joseph Heller |
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cdfd78f
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Az eszmenyek jok, de az emberek neha nem olyan jok.
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Joseph Heller |
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60768c4
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Hogy erzi magat, Yossarian? - Pompasan. Nem, rettenetesen felek. - Akkor jol van - mondta Danby ornagy. - Ez annak a bizonyiteka, hogy el.
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Joseph Heller |
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Mi a haza? A haza egy darab fold, amit minden oldalrol hatarok vesznek korul, rendszerint termeszetellenes hatarok. Az angolok meghalnak Angliaert, az amerikaiak meghalnak Amerikaert, a nemetek meghalnak Nemetorszagert, az oroszok meghalnak Oroszorszagert. Marmost otven vagy hatvan haza harcol ebben a haboruban. Bizonyos, hogy ilyen sok haza kozul nem mind eri meg, hogy meghaljanak erte.
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Joseph Heller |
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4b39f9a
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Mindenkinek joga van azt tenni, amit nem tilt a torveny, marpedig azt nem tiltja a torveny, hogy maganak hazudjanak.
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Joseph Heller |
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ed11370
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You will hurt your foot.
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Joseph Heller |
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50cd701
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He began to wonder with genuine concern just what sort of shithead the Pentagon had foisted on him.
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Joseph Heller |
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486d784
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Neki vannak problemai? Mit szoljak en? - Daneeka Doki lassu, gyaszos szipogassal folytatta. - A, en nem panaszkodom. Tudom, hogy haboru van. Tudom, hogy egy csomo embernek szenvedni kell majd ertunk, hogy megnyerjek nekunk a haborut. De miert kell nekem ezek kozott lennem?
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Joseph Heller |
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Miert eppen en? - ez volt allando panasza, es a kerdes helyes volt.
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Joseph Heller |
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Lehet, hogy egy hosszu eletet tenyleg sok kellemetlen korulmennyel kell megtolteni, ha azt akarjuk, hogy hosszunak latsszon. De ha igy van, kinek kell? - Nekem - mondta neki Dunbar. - Miert? - kerdezte Clevinger. - Tudsz jobbat?
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Joseph Heller |
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He wondered often how he would ever recognize the first chill, flush, twinge, ache, belch, sneeze, stain, lethargy, vocal slip, loss of balance or lapse of memory that would signal the inevitable beginning of the inevitable end.
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humour
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Joseph Heller |
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Csak egy csapda volt, es ez a 22-es csapdaja volt, amely leszogezte, hogy barki, aki kozvetlen es valosagos veszelyben sajat biztonsagara gondol, az a dontesre kepes elme termeszetes mukodeserol tesz bizonysagot. Orr orult, tehat le lehet szerelni. Csak annyit kell tennie, hogy keri a leszereleset, de ha keri a leszereleset, akkor mar nem lehet orult, es tovabbi bevetesekre kuldheto. Orr lehet orult, ha tovabbi bevetesekre megy, es lehet eg..
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Joseph Heller |
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There was the Bible, of course, but the Bible was a book, and so were Bleak House, Treasure Island, Ethan Frome and The Last of the Mohicans. Did it indeed seem probable, as he had once overheard Dunbar ask, that the answers to the riddles of creation would be supplied by people too ignorant to understand the mechanics of rainfall? Had Almighty God, in all His infinite wisdom, really been afraid that men six thousand years ago would succeed..
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Joseph Heller |
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It's only that I feel an injustice has been committed. Why should I have somebody else's malaria and you have my dose of clap?
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Joseph Heller |
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Colonel Korn agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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Joseph Heller |
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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22....
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Joseph Heller |
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Se trezi clipind din cauza unei usoare dureri de cap si cand deschise ochii vazu o lume clocotind intr-un haos in care totul era in ordinea fireasca.
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Joseph Heller |
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Opportunity only knocks once in this world," he would say. Major Major's father repeated this good joke at every opportunity."
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Joseph Heller |
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Elhatarozta, hogy orokke fog elni, vagy belehal a probalkozasba, es szamara a bevetesnek egyetlen celja volt, espedig az, hogy elve terjen vissza.
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Joseph Heller |
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Do you know how long a year takes when it's going away?" Dunbar repeated to Clevinger. "This long." He snapped his fingers. "A second ago you were stepping into college with your lungs full of fresh air. Today you're an old man." "Old?" asked Clevinger with surprise. "What are you talking about?" "Old." "I'm not old." "You're inches away from death every time you go on a mission. How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before ..
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Joseph Heller |
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Death was irreversible, he suspected, and he began to think he was going to lose
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Joseph Heller |
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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If ..
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Joseph Heller |
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Clevinger was already on the way, half out of his chair with emotion, his eyes moist and his lips quivering and pale. As always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furiously for air and blinking back bitter tears of conviction. There were many principles in which Clevinger believed passionately. He was crazy.
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Joseph Heller |
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Yossarian went to bed early for safety and soon dreamed that he was fleeing almost headlong down an endless wooden staircase, making a loud, staccato clatter with his heels. Then he woke up a little and realized someone was shooting at him with a machine gun. A tortured, terrified sob rose in his throat. His first thought was that Milo was attacking the squadron again, and he rolled off his cot to the floor and lay underneath in a trembling..
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Joseph Heller |
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I'd rather have peanut brittle crumbs on my face than flies in my eyes," Havermeyer retorted."
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Joseph Heller |
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2168df1
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My fish dream is a sex dream.
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science
coming-of-age
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Joseph Heller |
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What could you do? Major Major asked himself again. What could you do with a man who looked you squarely in the eye and said he would rather die than be killed in combat,
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Joseph Heller |
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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If ..
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Joseph Heller |
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Steal Captain Black's car," said Yossarian. "That's what I always do." "We can't steal anybody's car. Since you began stealing the nearest car every time you wanted one, nobody leaves the ignition on."
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Joseph Heller |
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There were billions of conscientious body cells oxidating away day and night like dumb animals at their complicated job of keeping him alive and healthy, and every one was a potential traitor and foe.
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Joseph Heller |
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Yossarian wrinkled his forehead with quizzical amusement. "You won't marry me because I'm crazy, and you say I'm crazy because I want to marry you? Is that right?"
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Joseph Heller |
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Don't be such an ass, Scheisskopf. People have a right to do anything that's not forbidden by law, and there's no law against lying to you.
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Joseph Heller |
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You just came out of the hospital ten days ago," Milo reminded him reprovingly. "You can't keep running into the hospital every time something happens you don't like. No, the best thing to do is fly the missions. It's our duty."
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Joseph Heller |
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Men," Colonel Cargill began in Yossarian's squadron, measuring his pauses carefully. "You're American officers. The officers of no other army in the world can make that statement. Think about it."
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Joseph Heller |
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In short, Clevinger was one of those people with lots of intelligence and no brains, and everyone knew it except those who soon found it out. In short, he was a dope. He often looked to Yossarian like one of those people hanging around modern museums with both eyes together on one side of a face. It was an illusion, of course, generated by Clevinger's predilection for staring fixedly at one side of a question and never seeing the other side..
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Joseph Heller |
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All right, I'll dance with you," she said, before Yossarian could even speak. "But I won't let you sleep with me." "Who asked you?" Yossarian asked her. "You don't want to sleep with me?" she exclaimed with surprise. "I don't want to dance with you."
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Joseph Heller |
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In a way the C.I.D. man was pretty lucky, because outside the hospital the war was still going on. Men went mad and were rewarded with medals. All over the world, boys on every side of the bomb line were laying down their lives for what they had been told was their country, and no one seemed to mind, least of all the boys who were laying down their young lives. There was no end in sight.
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Joseph Heller |
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Read me back the last line." " 'Read me back the last line,' " read back the corporal who could take shorthand. "Not my last line, stupid!" the colonel shouted. "Somebody else's." " 'Read me back the last line,' " read back the corporal. "That's my last line again!" shrieked the colonel, turning purple with anger. "Oh, no, sir," corrected the corporal. "That's my last line. I read it to you just a moment ago. Don't you remember, sir? It was..
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Joseph Heller |
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I have some decades to spare. Do you know how long a year takes when it's going away?
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Joseph Heller |
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Sure there's a catch," Doc Daneeka replied. "Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy." There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind."
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Joseph Heller |
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Yossarian makes any attempts to excuse himself from the perilous missions then he is caught in Catch-22: if he flies he is crazy, and doesn't have to; but if he doesn't want to he must be sane and has to. That's some catch...
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Joseph Heller |
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Keep away, keep away," Hungry Joe screamed. "I said keep away, keep away, you goddam stinking lousy son of a bitch." "At least we found out what he dreams about," Dunbar observed wryly. "He dreams about goddam stinking lousy sons of bitches."
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Joseph Heller |
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It isn't even good grammar. What the hell does it mean when they disappear somebody?
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Joseph Heller |
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babda27
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He felt imprisoned in an airplane. In an airplane there was absolutely no place in the world to go except to another part of the airplane. Doc Daneeka had been told that people who enjoyed climbing into an airplane were really giving vent to a subconscious desire to climb back into the womb.
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Joseph Heller |