"The world's biggest religion is capitalism: money is our god, greed is our priest, banks are our temples, and shopping is how we express our worship. The world's biggest cartel is politics: democracy is our god, elections are our priest, voting booths are our temples, and ballots are how we express our worship. The world's biggest idol is stardom: celebrities are our gods, fame is our priest, tabloids are our temples, and applause is how we express our worship. The world's biggest faith is hedonism: sex is our god, lust is our priest,