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| e3407b6 | I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications. | bargain bra complications dirty-jokes perfect-girl panties real | Garth Ennis |