| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| e7e1e14 | Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel. | humorous funny humor comebacks silly | Lloyd Alexander | |
| c5bc3e1 | "you ask too many questions," snapped Cletus. I kept my gaze on Roman. "that's because I get too few answers." | smart-women the-finisher comebacks wit | David Baldacci | |
| ca4023a | What do you want me to do, learn to stutter? | comebacks sam-spade noir-style witty noir noir-fiction | Dashiell Hammett |