| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| ed3d7b9 | Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. | computer ridcully | Terry Pratchett | |
| 6624450 | "Task complete. Shut it down." the computer responded. "I finished." Jesus, had she really programmed that? "I changed my mind." "Bite me," Eve muttered." | computer | J.D. Robb | |
| 02ae95f | The chip that functions abnormally will be desoldered, as they say. | humor androids chip hammer soldering nail computer robots computers | Charles Stross |