| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 4113b0c | Trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life. | emmett | Stephenie Meyer | |
| d641fbd | "My dad mumbled something unintelligible. "Woo!" Emmett suddenly boomed in his deep bass. "Go Gators!" Jacob and Charlie jumped. The rest of us froze. Charlie recovered, then looked at Emmett over his shoulder. "Florida winning?" "Just scored the first touchdown," Emmett confirmed. He shot a look in my direction, wagging his eyebrows like a villain in vaudeville. "'Bout time somebody scored around here." | humor emmett charlie | Stephenie Meyer |