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0384feb "Purple light passed over the paper, but nothing happened. "Next!" Amy said. She was sure the man in black was going to burst in on them any second. "Whoa!" Dan said. Amy gripped his arm. "You found it?" "No, but look! This whole essay - 'To the Royal Academy.' He wrote a whole essay on farts!" Dan grinned with delight. "He's proposing a scientific study on different fart smells. You're right, Amy. This guy was a genius!" ben-franklin dan-cahill essay fart humor Rick Riordan
50ea98b Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home. fart farting home Ernest Hemingway
11cb189 "I want to do it too!" said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless. "Nope," said Nudge, shaking her head. "You stand out like a fart in church." fart funny lol powers James Patterson
f4038b0 Well, it was so quiet you could have heard a molecule fart three states away. fart pin-drop silence tj-klune T.J. Klune