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0384feb
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"Purple light passed over the paper, but nothing happened. "Next!" Amy said. She was sure the man in black was going to burst in on them any second. "Whoa!" Dan said. Amy gripped his arm. "You found it?" "No, but look! This whole essay - 'To the Royal Academy.' He wrote a whole essay on farts!" Dan grinned with delight. "He's proposing a scientific study on different fart smells. You're right, Amy. This guy was a genius!"
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humor
ben-franklin
dan-cahill
essay
fart
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Rick Riordan |
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50ea98b
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Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home.
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fart
farting
home
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Ernest Hemingway |
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11cb189
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"I want to do it too!" said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless. "Nope," said Nudge, shaking her head. "You stand out like a fart in church."
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funny
fart
powers
lol
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James Patterson |
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f4038b0
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Well, it was so quiet you could have heard a molecule fart three states away.
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silence
pin-drop
tj-klune
fart
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T.J. Klune |