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ba0312e "..."vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture." poetry funny free-verse free-verse-poetry funny-but-true G.K. Chesterton
5ab2213 "No," said the cat. "Now, you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names." -- names confidence funny-but-true Neil Gaiman
233b1cb If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes. funny-but-true Terry Pratchett
1aa44d1 I don't know. I don't really like old movies. The acting is so, 'Hey buddy, ol' pal. Let's go wear our hats and have a big misunderstanding old funny-but-true Stephanie Perkins
97973b4 Life before toilet paper was not worth living. funny-but-true funny-humor Sherrilyn Kenyon
9b5ab8b "Hasn't stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we'd be dead by now and would be having an entirely different conversation. I wonder if I'd still be mad at you, or if we would talk in words or pictures. Maybe in smells. That would be cool." -Janco" humor afterlife-speculation funny-and-random funny-but-true funny-quotes thought-provoking Maria V. Snyder